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| 1. | Knock, knock Who's there? Dismay Dismay who? Dismay be a joke, but it doesn't make me laugh! |
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| 2. | Knock Knock? Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry up and open the door! |
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| 3. | Knock Knock? Who's there? Someone Someone who? Someone who would like you to stop asking them stupid questions and for heaven's sake, let them in. |
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| 4. | Knock Knock? Who's there? Wooden Wooden who? Wooden you like to know! |
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| 5. | Knock knock! Who's there? Bear Bear who? Bear bum! |
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| 6. | Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! |
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| 7. | Knock knock! Who's there? Felix Felix who? Felix my ice-cream again, I'll kill him! |
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| 8. | Knock knock Who's there? Gran Gran who? Grandma! |
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| 9. | Knock knock Who's there? Aunt Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone! |
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| 10. | Knock knock Who's there? Sultan Sultan who? Sultan pepper! |
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| 11. | Knock Knock Who's there? Ken Ken who? Ken I come in? |
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| 12. | Knock,Knock Who's there? Iva Iva who? Iva got a sore hand from knocking on the door! |
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| 13. | Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Oh, stop crying! |
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| 14. | Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who Police come in! |
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| 15. | Knock knock Who's there? Eddy Eddy who? Eddy-body home? I got a bad cold! |
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| 16. | knock knock who's there? tired tired who tired of you asking me all these questions! |
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| 17. | Knock knock Who's there? Rosie Rosie who? Rosie cheeks! |
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| 18. | Knock knock Who's there Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip the gas! |
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| 19. | Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor! Doctor who? That's right - Doctor Who from Channel 2! |
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| 20. | knock knock? who's there? banana banana who? knock knock? who's there? banana banana who? knock knock? who's there? banana banana who? knock knock? who's there? orange orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana again! |
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