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| 81. | Knock knock, Who's there? Ammonia Ammonia who? Ammonia a little kid - I can't reach the door bell! |
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| 82. | Knock knock Who's there? Funny Funny who Funny how you keep saying "who's there" every time I knock! |
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| 83. | Knock knock Who's there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size! |
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| 84. | Knock knock Who's there? Sarah Sarah who? Sarah doorbell around here? |
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| 85. | Knock knock Who's there? Dogs Dogs who? No they don't, owls do!!!! |
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| 86. | Knock knock Who's there? Alby Alby who? Alby glad when school's out! |
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| 87. | Knock Knock Who's there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?! |
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| 88. | Knock knock Who's there? Open Open who? Open the door, silly! |
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| 89. | Knock, knock Who's there? Carrie Carrie who? Carrie me in, it's cold out here!! |
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| 90. | Knock, knock Who's there? Screw Screw who? Screw you if you don't let me in!! |
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| 91. | Knock, knock Who's there? Lola Lola who? Lola by [Lullaby - get it?] |
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| 92. | Knock Knock!! Who's there? Willie Willie who? Willie let me in? |
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| 93. | Knock knock? Who's there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep beep! |
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| 94. | Knock knock! Who's there? Cow Cow who? Cow moooo-oooo! |
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| 95. | Knock knock! Who's there? Goose Goose who? Goose goo-goo! |
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| 96. | Knock Knock! Who's there? Rita Rita Who? Rita book, you might learn something! |
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| 97. | Do you know how to yodel? (No) Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? Hey! I thought you couldn't yodel! |
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| 98. | Knock knock Who's there? Who Who who? I hear a owl! |
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| 99. | Knock Knock Who's there? Merry Merry who? Merry Chrismas!! |
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