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| 21. | Knock knock Who's there? Someone Someone who? Someone who can't reach the doorbell !!! |
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| 22. | Knock knock Who's there? Uch Uch who? Bless you!!! |
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| 23. | Knock Knock Who's There? Bless Bless Who? Bless you for sneezing! |
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| 24. | Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ice Cream Ice Cream who? I Scream, you scream, We all scream for Ice Cream |
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| 25. | Knock Knock? Who's there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce be friends for ever and ever! |
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| 26. | Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke! |
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| 27. | Knock, knock Who's there? C.I.A C.I.A who? C.I.Ate all the cookies! (Get it? See I ate all the cookies??) |
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| 28. | Knock knock? Who's there? Roxanne Roxanne who? Roxanne pebbles are in my soup! (Get it?? Rocks and pebbles ...) |
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| 29. | Knock Knock! Who's there? Howard! Howard who? Howard I know!? |
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| 30. | Knock Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? How did you guess!? |
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| 31. | Knock Knock Who's there? Neil Neil Who? Neil down and have a look. |
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| 32. | Knock Knock Who's there? Who! Who who? What are you, an owl? |
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| 33. | Knock knock who's there? Tina Tina who? Tina tomatoes! |
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| 34. | Knock knock Who's there? Bozo Bozo who? No, bozo the clown! |
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| 35. | Knock knock Who's there? Yah Yah who? I didn't know you where a cowboy! (or cowgirl) |
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| 36. | Knock Knock Who's there? Madame Madame who? Madame fingers are stuck in the door! |
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| 37. | Knock, knock Who's there? Hansom Hansom who? Hansom candy over! |
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| 38. | Knock knock Who's there? Cheetah Cheetah who? Cheetah lot playing cards! |
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knock Who's there? Didalot Didalot who? Didalot sex. |
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| 40. | knock knock who's there? granny granny who? knock knock who's there? granny granny who? knock knock who's there? granny granny who? knock knock who's there? granny granny who? knock knock who's there? aunty aunty who? aunty ya glad granny's gone? |
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