Lame Knock Knock Jokes

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41.  Knock, knock 
 who's there? 
 Don 
 Don who? 
 Don just stand there open the door!!
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42.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Bean 
 Bean who? 
 Bean there done that!
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43.  Knock Knock 
 Who's there? 
 Courtney 
 Courtney who? 
 Courtney fish yet? 
 [Get it? Caught any fish yet?]
43.
44.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Isabelle 
 Isabelle who? 
 Isabelle ringing!?
44.
45.  Knock, knock 
 Who's there? 
 Barbara 
 Barbara who? 
 Barbara black sheep have you any wool?
45.
46.  Knock knock. 
 Who's there? 
 Aptsh 
 Aptsh who? 
 Bless you!
46.
47.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Myah 
 Myah who? 
 Myah hair is stuck in your door!
47.
48.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Army 
 Army who? 
 Army and you stll friends?
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49.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Cows go 
 Cows go who? 
 No they don't, cows go moo!
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50.  Will you know me tommorow? 
 (yes) 
 Will you know me next week? 
 (yes) 
 Will you know me next year? 
 (yes) 
 Will you know me next month? 
 (yes) 
 Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 I thought you said you'd remember me!!
50.
Twisted Humor
51.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Ketchup! 
 Ketchup who? 
 Ketchup with her before she leaves you!
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52.  Knock knock 
 WHo's there? 
 Tune 
 Tune who? 
 Tune it back, I was watching that, y'know!
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53.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Dwanye 
 Dwayne who? 
 Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning! 
53.
54.  Knock Knock! 
 Who's there? 
 Justin 
 Justin who? 
 Justin time for dinner!
54.
55.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Polly 
 Polly who? 
 Polly want a cracker!
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56.  Knock, knock 
 Who's there? 
 Frank 
 Frank who? 
 Frankenstein!
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57.  Knock, knock 
 Who's there? 
 Alison 
 Alison who? 
 Alison to pop music on my headphones!
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58.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Frank 
 Frank who? 
 Frank you very much!
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59.  Knock knock! 
 Who's there? 
 Irish 
 Irish who? 
 Irish you could sing a tune for me!
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60.  Knock knock! 
 Who's there? 
 Weasel 
 Weasel who? 
 Weasle while you work!
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