Lame
Knock Knock Jokes |
No. |
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21 - 40 |
41 - 60 |
61 - 80 |
81 - 99 |
No. |
41. |
Knock, knock
who's there?
Don
Don who?
Don just stand there open the door!! |
41. |
42. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean there done that! |
42. |
43. |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Courtney
Courtney who?
Courtney fish yet?
[Get it? Caught any fish yet?] |
43. |
44. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle ringing!? |
44. |
45. |
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbara
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep have you any wool? |
45. |
46. |
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aptsh
Aptsh who?
Bless you! |
46. |
47. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Myah
Myah who?
Myah hair is stuck in your door! |
47. |
48. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Army
Army who?
Army and you stll friends? |
48. |
49. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No they don't, cows go moo! |
49. |
50. |
Will you know me tommorow?
(yes)
Will you know me next week?
(yes)
Will you know me next year?
(yes)
Will you know me next month?
(yes)
Knock knock
Who's there?
I thought you said you'd remember me!! |
50. |
 |
51. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with her before she leaves you! |
51. |
52. |
Knock knock
WHo's there?
Tune
Tune who?
Tune it back, I was watching that, y'know! |
52. |
53. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwanye
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning! |
53. |
54. |
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner! |
54. |
55. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Polly
Polly who?
Polly want a cracker! |
55. |
56. |
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein! |
56. |
57. |
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alison
Alison who?
Alison to pop music on my headphones! |
57. |
58. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you very much! |
58. |
59. |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you could sing a tune for me! |
59. |
60. |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Weasel
Weasel who?
Weasle while you work! |
60. |
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