Lame
Knock Knock Jokes |
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61. |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tuna
Tuna who?
Tuna harp, it will sound better! |
61. |
62. |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat, it's freezing in here! |
62. |
63. |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita bite to eat, I'm starving! |
63. |
64. |
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elsie
Elsie who?
Elsie you later, alligator! |
64. |
65. |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woddle
Woddle who?
Woddle you asking me for, you answered the door! |
65. |
66. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
WANDA GO CATCH SOME BEARS? |
66. |
67. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me! |
67. |
68. |
Knock knock
Who's there
Andy
Andy who?
Andy bit me again! |
68. |
69. |
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jupiter
Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up or you'll be late for school! |
69. |
70. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Thing
Thing who?
Thing me a thong! |
70. |
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71. |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
YAHOO! |
71. |
72. |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike? |
72. |
73. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott very cold out here, so let me in please! |
73. |
74. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you scream! |
74. |
75. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosguito bit me! |
75. |
76. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
X
X who?
Xtra xtra! Read all about it! |
76. |
77. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Bend over and look through the keyhole! |
77. |
78. |
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the nieghbourhood so I stoped by! |
78. |
79. |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Upton
Upton who?
Upton no good, as usual! |
79. |
80. |
Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the window and find out! |
80. |
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