Lame Knock Knock Jokes

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61.  Knock knock! 
 Who's there? 
 Tuna 
 Tuna who? 
 Tuna harp, it will sound better!
61.
62.  Knock knock! 
 Who's there? 
 Turnip 
 Turnip who? 
 Turnip the heat, it's freezing in here!
62.
63.  Knock knock! 
 Who's there? 
 Anita 
 Anita who? 
 Anita bite to eat, I'm starving!
63.
64.  Knock, knock. 
 Who's there? 
 Elsie 
 Elsie who? 
 Elsie you later, alligator!
64.
65.  Knock Knock 
 Who's there? 
 Woddle 
 Woddle who? 
 Woddle you asking me for, you answered the door!
65.
66.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Wanda 
 Wanda who? 
 WANDA GO CATCH SOME BEARS?
66.
67.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Amos 
 Amos who? 
 Amos-quito bit me!
67.
68.  Knock knock 
 Who's there 
 Andy 
 Andy who? 
 Andy bit me again!
68.
69.  Knock, knock. 
 Who's there? 
 Jupiter 
 Jupiter who? 
 Jupiter hurry up or you'll be late for school!
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70.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Thing 
 Thing who? 
 Thing me a thong!
70.
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71.  Knock knock! 
 Who's there? 
 Ya! 
 Ya who? 
 YAHOO!
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72.  Knock Knock 
 Who's there? 
 Isabelle 
 Isabelle who? 
 Isabelle necessary on a bike?
72.
73.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Scott 
 Scott who? 
 Scott very cold out here, so let me in please!
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74.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Ice cream 
 Ice cream who? 
 Ice cream if you scream!
74.
75.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Amos 
 Amos who? 
 A mosguito bit me!
75.
76.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 X 
 X who? 
 Xtra xtra! Read all about it!
76.
77.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Ben 
 Ben who? 
 Bend over and look through the keyhole!
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78.  Knock knock, 
 Who's there? 
 Justin 
 Justin who? 
 Justin the nieghbourhood so I stoped by!
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79.  Knock Knock 
 Who's there? 
 Upton 
 Upton who? 
 Upton no good, as usual!
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80.  Knock knock 
 Who's there? 
 Luke 
 Luke who? 
 Luke through the window and find out!
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